Dear Crazy Bead-Store Lady

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I know you're a little crazy, and thats ok. But when I'm in a HUGE hurry, please don't sell me crap when I ask for sterling silver. It solders funny, then ruins my pickle, I start wondering why it was copper-plated, I pickle it in H2O2 mix, it turns black, I dip it in silver cleaner, and THEN the lovely base metal appearance helps it dawn on me.. Blarg! "Sorry Mr. Customer, your order is delayed because I have to go buy one inch of real sterling silver chain."

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